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ignominioussmiles:

if this get’s 5828793485 notes by today i won’t kill myself

my serotonin levels are solely based on internet popularity because that’s how suicidal tendencies work and lots of notes instantly cures crippling depression in people (◕‿◕✿)

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

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laughcentre:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

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you’re all satan

Fill this in with stuff about you
Age: 14
Where I’m from: Portland OR
Where I would like to live: somewhere warm and not rainy
Favourite food: I am pizza's biggest fan
Religion: Christian (not a hater!)
Sexual orientation: straight
Single/taken: Taken
Favourite book: Green Angel by Alice Hoffman
Favourite movie: Shutter Island
Favourite TV show: Malcolm in the Middle
Random fact about me: I have a perky nose
Favorite day of the year: My bf's birthday April 28th
Favourite colour: PINK
If I have any pets; if so, their names: Turtle, Joelyn, Cat, Twinky
What I’m listening to right now: My Chemical Romance, The Sharpest Lives
What’s my ringtone: Whistling wizard :D
Favourite male character from a TV show: Don't really have one
Favourite female character from a TV show: Lois from malcolm in the middle
What my name means: No idea, but my name is Tiffany
Favourite superhero:
Celebrity crush: Gerard Way or Leonardo Dicaprio
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homestuckmofo:

does-anything-matter:

teeniero:

i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg

i thought this was one of those things hipsters post or whatever but it’S A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THING HOLY FUCK 

it geTS FUNNIER AS THE SONG GOES OMG

thebadcgijoshening:

mravox:

spookykoden:

joshishollywood:

joshishollywood:

A dramatic reading of what is, in my opinion, one of the greatest blog posts of our time.

Is it time to bring this back again

yes

I’m having a really hard time trying to figure out whether they’re making fun of the post or are idolizing it

Did the requiem for a dream music, delay effects and me laughing at the end and asking “are you fucking kidding me” not tip you off

One. What is your middle name? Lorraine
Two. What are you passionate about? Being a good big sister
Three. Zebra or leopard print? leopard
Four. Do you have any fears? losing my boyfriend, drowning, the ocean
Five. Silver or gold? gold
Six. Top three places to visit. My bfs house, the beach on a warm day, my nanas house
Seven. How many siblings do you have? 2, and a dead baby brother
Eight. Where are you from? Portland OR
Nine. First career you wanted as a child. Chef
Ten. What’s your sign? Cancer
Eleven. Future names of your children. Natalie, Dulcen, Lucas
Twelve. Do you have any pets? yes, one red eared slider (turtle)
Thirteen. What are you listening to right now? the sound of my parents listening to a french foreign movie
Fourteen. Do you believe in fate/destiny? yes
Fifteen. What are your career goals? Something to do with video production, or illustrating.
Sixteen. What is your favorite color? Pink
Seventeen. What is your favorite flower? Sunflower
Eighteen. What was the first concert/show you attended? Red hot chili peppers concert
Nineteen. Something you are working on right now. Momorizing an ASL story to present to my class on monday
Twenty. Have you ever had a near-death experience? Yes, almost drowned
Twenty-one. Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? I get things done early
Twenty-two. Left or right handed? Right
Twenty-three. TV Shows you watch regularly. Malcolm in the middle
Twenty-four. Where do you work? I still go to highschool
Twenty-five. Halloween costume idea for this year? I want to be one of the disney princesses 
Twenty-six. What is your relationship status? In a lovely relationship with the love of my life
Twenty-seven. Last movie you just watched. Ed Wood by Tim Burton
Twenty-eight. Your best friend’s name. Erik
Twenty-nine. A song that’s been stuck in your head. I like to move it move it
Thirty. A book you want to read/have recently read. Green Angel

It sucks when you fall for the boy that every other girl is going for.

ab0vethecraze:

But I don’t care. I want him.

If you have ever taken a razor blade to that beautiful body of yours, skipped one or more meals, cried yourself to sleep because you never thought you were good enough, attempted any sort of self harm, had thoughts of taking your own life, or actually tried it, HONESTLY reblog this.
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